Mommy, I'm on TV!

          I'm not even going to try to apologize for my unheralded and extremely long leave of absence; no excuse is good enough. However, I can try to make it up to all of you with a shiny new surprise! Is this good enough?

          Yep, that's me. Don't look so surprised! My eloquence makes it apparent that I am, indeed, gorgeous. I'm back from my mysterious disappearance with an all-new attitude and an all-new YouTube channel! Will it flourish and grow, or will I fail to keep it afloat? Stay tuned to find out!